A joke to brighten up your Wednesday morning.

Three doctors are in a room discussing cases. The French doctor says "we transplanted a lung from Paris into a sick man in Cannes and in 6 weeks he was looking for work". The German doctor says "we had a heart from Berlin transplanted into a man from Frankfurt and in 4 weeks the man was looking for work". Lastly the English doctor steps forwards and says "yeah, well we transplanted an arsehole from Scotland into 10 Downing Street and now the whole country is looking for work!".